![]() Perhaps I should thank him for taking half, though, because there’s no way I could finish this whole candy bar on my own. I’m glad he barfed instead of choking, but I do want to choke him a little bit for almost ruining my review. So I guess he is one of those guys mentioned in the paragraph above. I marveled at how a cat could eat that much candy bar that fast, but the intrigue evaporated approximately 30 seconds later, when he barfed up a giant, half-chewed piece of caramel and chocolate. A few minutes after that picture was taken, the plate was on the floor, the top half was nowhere to be found, and my cat was licking his lips compulsively. Silly me, thinking a cat would take no interest in a chocolate and caramel bar. I also probably shouldn’t have left the candy bar in my special picture-taking place while I went to check out the photos and start the review on the computer. You can’t just muscle through this candy bar, unless swallowing a big hunk of caramel whole is your thing, in which case, that’s just weird and I hope you choke on it. It’s very akin to eating one of those Brach’s Milk Maid Caramel Cubes, except you get the chocolate in there, too. You have to sort of roll it around in your mouth, letting the caramel and chocolate melt and slide down your throat. The caramel is super thick chewing it will get you nothing more than a bunch of teeth coated in caramel. I probably should have tried to pull the bar apart instead of cutting it, to better represent the gooeyness of the caramel, but I used a knife, so deal with it. So basically, all they’ve done is removed the nougat, leaving caramel to stand on its own. For any of you out there who grew up with parents who refused to allow you any sugar, never went trick-or-treating, and grew up to be the same kind of hippy douchebags as your parents, a regular Milky Way bar is a thick layer of nougat topped by a thinner layer of caramel, all coated with milk chocolate. Milky Way Simply Caramel is described on the wrapper as “Real milk chocolate surrounding nothing but rich delicious caramel”. So, with little information to go off of beyond the wrapper and my own taste buds, I decided to combine the two into one review, since apart, they would probably be pretty short reviews. The point is that these guys are kind of related, and while Coconut M&M’s got a whole website for me to make fun of, both Milky Way and 3 Musketeers don’t even mention their new products on their website. I guess I got one free for buying all of them at once. I bought all three at the same time, and apparently there was some sort of promotional coupon for doing so, but the cashier at my local convenience store and I had some language barrier problems, so when I looked at the receipt when I got home, there were all kinds of mysterious discounts. The Coconut M&M’s were a re-release, but the latter two are brand new offerings. No matter what candy bar you are looking for, Candy Warehouse is sure to have it among our fantastic selection.I should have mentioned this in my last post, but the Coconut M&M’s, Milky Way Simply Caramel Bar and 3 Musketeers Truffle Crisp Bar were all released this month from Mars. Discover our fantastic selection of non-chocolate bars as well! Some of our top choices include the peanut and caramel PayDay candy bar and the creamy almond nougat and white fudge Zero candy bar. A Whatchamacallit candy bar with rich layers of milk chocolate, caramel, and peanut crisps is always a delicious choice. ![]() We carry a wide range of chocolate candy bars to hit the spot when you want something sweet and creamy. Satisfy your sweet tooth with some of the best candy bars on the market. Choose from our selection of single-bar packs or variety packs depending on what appeals to your taste buds. At Candy Warehouse, we carry all of the most popular candy bars from the most popular brands, including 3 Musketeers, Almond Joy, Baby Ruth, Butterfinger, Hershey Chocolate, Kit Kat, Rocky Road, Snickers, Twix, and more! Find your favorites in bulk boxes of 18, 24, 36, and 48 pieces, and have your order conveniently delivered to your door. ![]() Sweet and satisfying, they come in a variety of different flavors to quell all cravings. Candy bars have always been a well-loved snack that you can enjoy both at home and on-the-go.
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